I mean, it’s been fun these last few months but we just don’t feel the same about you as we used to.
I think we are just… done.
The activities we used to love together are getting old, and that warmth has turned into scorching heat. Psssst… anything over 90 degrees just feels like you’re smothering us, and it makes us beyond grumpy.
It’s not you, it’s us.
We just don’t deserve you anymore.
I think it’s time for all of us to move on and FALL in love with someone else.